Mulling Syrup

Vodka may not be the answer but it may be worth a shot.

Tonight's forecast: 99% chance of gin.

Whiskey is what beer wants to be when it is grown up.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty, there is clearly more room for vodka.

Good friends offer advice, real friends offer gin.

You can't buy happiness but you can buy gin and that's kind of the same thing.

Gin... because everyone needs a hobby.

I meant to behave but there were too many options and a lot of vodka.

I work so I can buy gin so I can tolerate work.

Gin and bear it.

I tried to say no to vodka but it's 40% stronger than me.

You cannot live by gin alone... have some chocolate.

I make vodka disappear. What's your super power?

Eat, sleep, gin, repeat.

Noginophobia - the fear of running out of a juniper-based spirit.

Let the good times be gin.